Fri, 13 Dec 2024

Innocently Naughty Riddles You’ll Laugh At

Test your dirty mind with these innocently naughty riddles! Laugh, guess, and share the fun with friends and family now!

What’s hairy outside, soft and wet inside, starts with ‘C’, ends with ‘T’?

Answer: Coconut

Arnold has a big one, Trump a small one, Madonna none. What is it?

Answer: Last Name

What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and vibrates for more fun?

An Electric Toothbrush

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, and works great when jerked?

Answer: A Seatbelt

I cause pain going in, fill holes, and ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?

Answer: A Dentist

What’s long, hard, and has ‘cum’ in it?

Answer: A Cucumber

You stick poles inside, tie me down, and I get wet before you. What am I?

Answer: A Tent

What four-letter word starts with ‘F’, ends with ‘K’, and you can use hands if stuck?

Answer: Fork

All day it’s in/out, discharges loads, and both men and women go down on it. What am I?

Answer: An Elevator

What three-letter word starts with ‘S’, ends with ‘X’, and has a vowel in the middle?

Answer: Six